Ya know, is it me or does it seem like she just doesn’t WANT to let it go and to simply move on with the rest of her life. I mean have you ever seen anyone who seems to get such enjoyment out of constantly reminding people that she’s a loser. She seems to relish her defeat as she ignores what we’re told is a growing number of pleas from many within her own party that she just let it go. But when you stop to consider that it’s now become essentially her only means of remaining in the spotlight it begins to kind of make sense, in a weirdly Hitlery sort of way. And I must say, that’s wanting attention pretty bad.
And as word comes that, nearly a year after the election, she plans on challenging the results, apparently we could be stuck with her for a while. In an interview with NPR’s Terry Gross on NPR’s “Fresh Air” this past Monday, failed presidential candidate Hitlery said she’s open to challenging the results of the 2016 election. In a response to a question asking if she would “rule out questioning the legitimacy of this election, Hitlery said, “No, I wouldn’t rule it out.” Hitlery stated that she believes the Russian government influenced the election in favor of Trump, and that this ‘could’ make the outcome illegitimate.
And it was everyone’s favorite loser who then went on to say, “[Trump knew] they were trying to do whatever they could to discredit me with emails, so there’s obviously a trail there… There’s no doubt they influenced the election: We now know more about how they did that.” And she said, “[Trump knew] they were trying to do whatever they could to discredit me with emails, so there’s obviously a trail there… There’s no doubt they influenced the election: We now know more about how they did that.” One thing we all now know for sure is that Obummer wiretapped Trump’s campaign! But I digress.
Hitlery went on to add that she does not think there is a “mechanism” in place to officially overturn the election results. She concluded by saying, “There are scholars, academics, who have arguments that [the election should be challenged], but I don’t think they’re on strong ground. But people are making those arguments. I just don’t think we have a mechanism.” And it was in this same interview that Hitlery also said that the United States “should abolish the Electoral College.” Remember how during the 2016 election, Hitlery referred to Trump’s comment that he may not accept the election results as “horrifying?”
Hitlery also attempted to suggest yet another rather conspiratorial possibility by drawing a rather long and tenuous line of connections. Her theory seems to center around the fact that a court recently overturned the Kenyan election, which was a project of Cambridge Analytica, the data company owned by the Mercer family, which was instrumental in the Brexit vote. A Brexit investigation is currently underway into “the use of data and the weaponization of information,” and Hitlery has therefore theorized that Mercer helped Donald Trump to steal the Presidency. But as we know, Hitlery is a bit of a conspiracy nut.
And yet perhaps the most hilarious moment of the entire interview came when Hitlery painted herself as a paragon of political selflessness. She said, “Let me just put it this way: if I had lost the popular vote but won the Electoral College and in my first day as president the intelligence community came to me and said, ‘The Russians influenced the election,’ I would’ve never stood for it. Even though it might’ve advantaged me, I would’ve said, ‘We’ve got to get to the bottom of this.’ I would’ve set up an independent commission with subpoena power and everything else.” Anyone buying this shit is beyond ignorant.
Yup, she’s a regular beacon of integrity and honesty, folks; that’s the Hitlery we all came to know and then chose to reject last November. Let’s face it, every person who voted for Hitlery owes this country a huge apology. And it was this week that the entire nation got an ugly unvarnished picture of the corrupto-crat-grifter signing books for $300 a pop at Costco. But I suppose there is no price that her very devoted fans wouldn’t pay. Hell, for that price you could see a Broadway play! And I thought I saw where she was signing books next to giant pallets of toilet paper. If so, wouldn’t that be so very fitting?
And as a side note, I’m sure most will remember how, in October 2016, Obummer stood in front of the press on the White House grounds and stated that it’d be impossible for Russia or any other country to hack and/or influence a U.S. election, and he advised Trump to fight harder for votes. He said this, of course, when he, Hitlery, the Democrats and those in media were all so certain they were going to win. But, Hitlery has been crying over spilled milk ever since. She should accept the results of the election because she’s a threat to our Democracy if she doesn’t. What’s good for the goose, my friend.
Hitlery continues appears to be absolutely clueless to why it is that so many people have come to despise her. Most people would be content to remain respectfully out of sight after experiencing such a humiliating defeat. Not to mention the fact that it was on her watch that four Americans were brutally murdered because of her, including the first ambassador to be killed while serving his country since the days of Jimmy Carter. And then there’s all of the corruption that has surrounded her for the last 25+ years, and still she has the guts to show her face in public? It makes clear what can only be a very serious personality disorder.
And finally, I just want to say thank you, Hitlery. Your pain, disappointment and emotional breakdown, have brought me more joy, happiness, and comic relief than I would have ever thought possible. I can only hope that you continue to write books full of the mindless tripe that so distinguishes you from rational thinking individuals, and that you do so until the time comes when you find yourself in that very warm and cramped corner for all of eternity. And I have no doubt that when you walk through the gates of Hell you will likely be greeted by past associates who, like you, sought nothing more than to destroy this country for fun and profit.