Well it was a rather haggard looking Hitlery who now says that she wanted to just “curl up” and “never leave the house again” after losing to Donald Trump last week in her quest to become the nation’s first female president. I imagine she did. She got beat by a guy she was supposed to crush! It was while attending some gala this past Wednesday that she said, “I will admit, coming here tonight wasn’t the easiest thing for me. There have been a few times this past week when all I wanted to do was just to curl up with a good book, or our dogs, and never leave the house again.”
Hitlery repeated a quote that “service is the rent we pay for living,” then again brought up her rather spectacular electoral loss. She said, “Well, you don’t get to stop paying rent just because things don’t go your way.” She said, “I know many of you are deeply disappointed about the results of the election. I am too, more than I can ever express, but as I said last week, our campaign was never about one person or even one election. It was about the country we love, and about building an America that is hopeful, inclusive, and big-hearted.”
The laugh line of the night came when Hitlery said, “I didn’t get into public service to hold high office.” Really? You sure could of fooled me! And then it was at the end of her speech that she said, “This is still the greatest country in the world. This is still the place where anyone can beat the odds.” So I’m guessing she’s implying here that Trump somehow “beat the odds?” She was a lousy candidate, Hitlery lost blue states that had voted for Democrat presidential candidates for decades, including Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan, with Ohio and Florida also going for Trump.
Much has been said over the years about how Hitlery is such a strong woman, capable of dealing with all manner of adversity, and how she was more than strong enough to stand toe to toe with ANY world leader. And yet when faced with a situation where she doesn’t get her way the ONLY thing she can manage to do is to curl up in a ball and hide? Truly the kind of leader the Democrat Party needs to lead its army of snowflakes, but not one we need to lead this country. Thanks to the policies of Hitlery and Barry our world is coming apart at the seams. She needed to go!